An appropriately late review of Knocked Up
by: bamf 1 year, 5 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 16 hours, 35 minutes ago
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Knocked Up is the best Horror film I have ever seen. Apatow made a film that is hilarious and frightening. The story has the charm of a personal tale like Kevin Smith’s Chasing Amy. I cannot give an assessment of camera work, lighting and edit choices. I was completely wrapped into the characters’ story and anyone who no longer has their V card will walk out with birth control as their religion.
I wouldn’t suggest taking a new date to this movie. It would be the equivalent of a woman not shaving her legs, or Shannyn Sossaman looking through the STD book in The Rules of Attraction. Men will swear off sex until the last residual of the third act surprise leaves their memory like the goatse(not a typo, do not google that). I don’t see couples jumping right into bed after screening this one, not without a possibly uncomfortable conversation, but that’s probably a good thing. While there is no question why this film earned its R rating—I feel it may very well be a necessary film for every teenager to see. High School health teachers who are tasked to walk over the sex-ed for their class would be strengthened by screening this film (with consent of course) and could model a whole curriculum on the issues discussed. Knocked Up gives parents and teachers a springboard for education that is relevant to the dry curriculum, filled with the usual giggles and sighs. Instead of showing how to put a condom on to a banana—something I was taught, yet still have never done—it’s showing the consequences of why you should be sure to put the protection on. I was kicked out of my sex Ed class in High School for laughing too much once. They said I was being immature, I said I was laughing at the thought that I might actually have sex while still in High School.
I have no favorite scenes from the movie. I love it all. A lot of improv went into this production and they reaped gold from that move. The story moves through the cast with clarity; no one gets lost. Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen give performances that do not feel acted at all. They really nailed their roles and I think it has to do with the fact they weren’t restricted to what was on the page for the day. No one steals the show per say, but Ryan Secrest has his moment to change my opinion of him ever so slightly like Bob Saget in Half Baked. Paul Rudd is an actor I admire. Just look at the man’s resume filled with versatility and always delivering. Who would have thought the gay guy from Object of My Affection could produce such a different performance in Anchorman (another Apatow production)? In Knocked Up he gives the everyman take on a husband in the early years of an un-steady marriage. He shows the side of parenting that the children never get to see; parents growing up and coming to terms with their responsibility. Rudd is one of my favorites—I just have to glow about him. (And I don’t care what IMDB says, he is the shaved space monkey in Fight Club)
This movie maintains humor while incorporating a dramatization of real life events that many out there can relate to. The Break-up did this very well and was a story I saw parts of my life in far too well. In fact, during that film I had to tilt my head befuddled. There were a couple of times where I was like, oh my god, I have had this fight. Maybe that’s just a sad commentary on my dating life but the two films share valuable qualities. Both had casts with chemistry. And they both held no punches back on telling stories that involved more truth than the average audience is exposed to. I’m looking at you Wild Hogs.
With nothing to do with luck, Apatow should see this film continue to succeed. I won’t call it a sleeper, but whenever a comedy breaks 15 mill for its opening weekend you know you have done something special. Are the big numbers enjoyed because of a backlash against inflated fantasy films like Pirates 3, where at the end all I learned is that if you scorn a woman, she will end up a “big” problem and leave you with crabs? Possibly. We want sharp comedies that go beyond just F bombs and obligatory tit shots. I called Knocked Up a horror at the beginning of this, and for me it was. I was shifting in my seat and mangling a mint tin in my hand the entire time, living in Ben Stone’s changed life. Apatow has been creating The Wonder Years for this generation albeit in different stories spanning adolescence to adulthood. In Knocked Up he created a human comedy. In my opinion he spins the notion that audiences only really respond to tales of woe and tragedy—great finesse is taken with real characters that connect with us and enlighten the heart.








Katherine Heigl is gorgeous, talented and sexy but Dude, this is alleged to be a romantic comedy and more of a chick flick. Hasn’t this story been made about a dozen times in the last ten years? Probably more if the “Lifetime” channel is included.
I am sure it is going to make money, especially since it was made for about 30 million and I will probably see it in the future, on DVD, but even that is a “maybe”.
However, I like the fact that you go see these kind of movies, so I don’t have to.
You may be surprised at how this film does not fit in any “Romantic Comedy” mold. Best analogy: It would be like calling Seven a action film.
Great job tying it into a Horror film! I completely agree. But I also could not stop laughing just about the whole time.
This movie made me laugh from start to finish. My favorite line was when Heigel says “I really like your hair, do you put anything in it to make it stay curly” and Rogen replies with “yeah, it’s called Jew.”
Bamf…
What can I say nice write up really. I thought this movie was hilarious from start to finish. Then I realized after the movie that I am at that age where I can actually laugh at some of the things that scared the hell out of me when I was younger.
What I got from this movie that didn’t really pan out but still made me think of it was, “You never worry more until your face to face with a baby scare.” Those of you who have faced this know what I am talking about. On the flip side, “You never feel truly relieved until you hear that the baby scare is over.” This may only apply to those out there that did not plan to have kids.
Anyway good job.
-sk-
Thanks allot for the feedback and your point is well taken. The duality of those Thermodynamic miracles stuck in my head long after the screening. The following is what I posted as a supplemental on myspace.
*From the personal file:
I had a close encounter with the experience that Knocked Up portrays. I was attending college in Bozeman, Montana. This was the year that a century died, and a millennium was born. Valerie (name changed) and I had been platonic friends for several years in High School and she was also attending M.S.U. the same time I began; as chance had it, our Dorms were mere buildings apart. A week before returning home to Fairbanks we were at the same party drinking and this led to a one night only, casual, protected encounter. The next week was full of finals—stressful schedules on both ends didn’t allow for another rendezvous, or perhaps I was just that bad. Anyways, it is now a week or two later. I’m back in Fairbanks talking with my friend Robbie via phone to see what the plan was for the evening. But before we start on that, Robbie tells me how Valerie had just left his place and furthermore, what a strange experience it had been. Valerie was late; mind you she didn’t have an appointment for anything. Since she to was back in Fairbanks, and staying with her parents, she didn’t have anywhere else to go so she could take a home pregnancy test(btw, I nearly choked to death in that apartment, whole other story). Robbie didn’t know what had happened in Montana, and was a bit taken back by the sudden inquisition into what the results were. Instant sweat appeared on my brow, my hands became clammy and my pulse was suddenly very high. He very nonchalantly says, “Oh, it was negative.”
“oh thank god” I screamed in my head.
He wasn’t to clear as to why I cared so much suddenly, so I had to tell him why this news was so very startling. He of course found it quite humorous and that is the day I learned a woman under stress i.e. finals, can have her monthly cycle jarred a bit. And she never knew that I knew.*