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Why do hotdog buns come in packs of 8 but hotdogs gome in packs of 10?

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Dear Nashoba Homma,

Apparently you are unaware of the International Cabal of Bun Makers.  You see back in 1922 when the bulk meat processors introduced Hot Dogs to America they also dominated the bun market.  An interprising young man, Oscar Myer, from Bolonga, Italy started making buns.  Oscar quickly garned market share because of his fresh and tasty bun making process.  The bulk meat processors banded together and made sure Oscar saw things from their perspective.  They took his business and he eded up six feet under a sand ditch.  The bulk meat processor took on the Oscar Meyer name due to strong branding of his buns and even invented a “Bologna Sandwich” as a joke.  The great depression hit and meat by-products became scarce.  Fearing a collapse of the company, the meat processor went back to their “Bread and Butter” and started making more buns and less hot dogs.  With a glut of buns on the market and a shortage of hot dogs the only solution was to put 8 hot dogs per pack and 10 buns per pack.  And so it has been forever more. 

The Nashoba Homma - 29 March 2006 05:49 PM
Why do hotdog buns come in packs of 8 but hotdogs gome in packs of 10?


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(I’d vote fore Alan Alda)

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Can dogs catch colds from humans?

How did the cat get so fat?

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Who’s the best, Vader or Maul, and why?

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What are the powers of the Komikazee Hero?

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He who has the most Toys when we die wins.

Sorry I have been away and neglected my duties.  Curvzezilla is back now and ready to answer all your questions.

JoMiha asks:  Can dogs catch colds from humans?  Answer:  Only if they run really fast.
How did the cat get so fat?  Answer:  Big Pet Food industry is adding extra fat into pet food.  They are in an alliance with Big Vet Pharma to start a pet obesity scare so we stupid humans will buy drugs for our cats.
Why am I willing to spend my life?s savings on action figures??  Answer:  Because you are a perfect geek like the rest of us.

Rombado Asks: Who would win in a fight between, Zandor or Thundra, Thing or Igoo from Herculoids, Zok or Dragon Man, Tundro or Rhino, and Gleep or Gloop, and why?

Answer:  Curvezilla would win all these fights because I am The Great Curvezilla!

Rombado Asks: Who?s the best, Vader or Maul, and why?

Answer:  Only those who have little knowledge of the Dark Side would even dare to ask this question.  You should feel a tightness in your throat right about now.  Darth Vader is, was and always will be the baddest Sith Lord ever!  Maul was a sissy with a tattoo fetish and got his whig split by Obi Wan.  Vader decimated the jedi and killed the very jedi that killed Maul.  So let’s recap, Maul = Sissy who got fragged by the first two jedi he fought.  Vader = Jedi order ending, genocide committing, son hand chopper, Solo torturing, force choking bad dude!

Rombado Asks: What are the powers of the Komikazee Hero?

Answer:  *Curvezilla lowers his head in shame* I don’t know.

We should open up a forum for the fans to vote on his powers.

So, Mr. Zilla, all my life I heard Mexicans were lazy and didn’t want to work. Now all I hear is Mexicans are taking all the jobs. What is truth? ;-)

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