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okay curveball, here’s one:
The Colbert Report: Great Show? or, the Greatest show?
Love,
Matt
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Oh mighty curveball....
Who will win the NCAA tournament?
Will the Texans ever get above .500?
Will Peter Jackson ever make “The Hobbit” as a movie?
Are you for real or just a figment of my imagination?
Mattfichtel
The Colbert Report is definately better than the Daily Show but The Great Curvezilla does not think it rises to “Greatness” yet. Until they have Monkeys that smoke and goats that tap dance how can you even imply greatness?
Who will win the NCAA tournament?
Arkansas Razorbacks will win the NCAA tourney! Seriously if they don’t win they still win. It’s like the Dallas Cowboys, if they don’t make it to the Superbowl you just pop in a tape from Dallas Superbowl victories of old.
Will the Texans ever get above .500?
Not with the O line they have! And don’t expect Reggie Bush to save you either.
Will Peter Jackson ever make “The Hobbit” as a movie?
If everyone involved knows what’s good for them he will start tomorrow.
Are you for real or just a figment of my imagination?
I am a part of the living force and present myself differently to each.
Oh mighty curveball....
Who will win the NCAA tournament?
Will the Texans ever get above .500?
Will Peter Jackson ever make “The Hobbit” as a movie?
Are you for real or just a figment of my imagination?
Hmm. I wonder why I keep seeing you as a cross-dressing nanny Robin Williams-style…
It could be your latent Homosexuality finaly rearing it’s ugly head. My advice for you and your visions would be to seek an intervention soon or your visions of a Super Hot Cross-Dressing Curvezilla could destroy your mind!
"Hmm. I wonder why I keep seeing you as a cross-dressing nanny Robin Williams-style? “
Bumpity bump bump
Oh “Great” Curvezilla, my question is one that I have been pondering for some time and I hope it’s something you can answer…
how much arrogance does it take to start a thread like this??
haha! thanks for the laugh…
"I just wish I knew how to quit you” - Best quote EVER
“Booyakasha!”
“Respek”
From Websters Dictionary: Arrogance
Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one’s superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak.
Thank you for your question Plebeian Joe. The answer is less than a lot and more than a little. Why don’t you ask the question that is really on your mind, which is will you ever be taller than five feet two inches. The answer is only when you wear your Mom’s high heels.
Oh “Great” Curvezilla, my question is one that I have been pondering for some time and I hope it’s something you can answer…
how much arrogance does it take to start a thread like this??
haha! thanks for the laugh...
See this just goes to show how much of a redneck you really are...you can’t even count. Secondly, I can’t believe you brought Mom into this, that just opens the floodgates for all the “Mom” jokes I have for you.
Tell you what, when ya’ll can figure out that new-fangled “e-mayul” contraption I’ll send you a pic of my statuesque height.
"I just wish I knew how to quit you” - Best quote EVER
“Booyakasha!”
“Respek”
We’ve seen you and we were surprised that they stacked crap that high. It’s okay to be short and Average.
Ok Sgt. Hartman, now you’re just being mean. I think I have an idea for your new avatar, and it ain’t Magneto…
"I just wish I knew how to quit you” - Best quote EVER
“Booyakasha!”
“Respek”
Ask and you shall receive the sage advice of Curvezilla
Haha no one’s asking so you have to ask them to ask you....that’s funny.
"I just wish I knew how to quit you” - Best quote EVER
“Booyakasha!”
“Respek”
