Anyone notice that Cheezasauraus Rex is a tyrant. If you watch the commercial carefully, you will notice that he is not playing with the noodles but tormenting them. He uses them as skiis, baseball bats, beats them in soccers as he mocks that he has legs why they are simply noodles.

This tyrant should be seen for what he is and added to the axis of evil. Instead of Iran and thier nuclear capabilities, we should turn our attentions to this so called Dinosaur and his slave labor and genocide of the cheesy noodle race!

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” -Jaya Ballard, task mage

So, can we say “he is too cheesy or not cheesy enough?

Also, does your TV have a remote control?

No… :(

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” -Jaya Ballard, task mage

Dude, you may be breaking two or three “Man Laws”.

1) Having a TV with no remote.

2) Watching a TV with no remote in your hand. (you may fit in under the sports bar viewing loophole)

3) Watching commercials instead of channel surfing.

You may need a Dude Lawyer!

But if I don’t fight for the noodles… Who will?

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” -Jaya Ballard, task mage

Well, you may have a point there and that makes a statement about you. I am not sure what it is saying but it does make a statement.

The last time I fought for noodles, I won and they went down my throat nice and easy. Mmm ... good!

I am writing this on a hijacked line in this god forsaken land… The battle started just after my arrival and it will not end anytime soon. I arrived, under the cover of darkness using all of my skills to not be detected, yet…

I stand against him.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” -Jaya Ballard, task mage

I will join the fight against Cheezasaurus Rex!  The day we liberate those noodels and find Cheezasaurus hiding in a spider hole will be a great day for all civilized creatures!

I finally received and decoded the message. It speak volumes and a chill goes through me even as I sweat in the jungle heat. I read it again just to be sure the message is clear. “It ain’t easy being cheesy!” So, the time has come. I tried to avoid this day. I ignored him then I made fun of him but to no avail and I know for sure now, he is relentless.

I sit here on the low slung motorcycle knowing I must kick it in gear and head down the path I dread for me and the ones I will sacrifice to win the one battle we can’t afford to lose.

Cheezasauraus Rex says he can’t be boxed in and there is no bowl that can hold or stop him. He may be right but I have a knife, fork and cheese grader that will be bloody before the sun comes up tomorrow and then we will know who sits at the head of the table. I will do what I must for the kids that don’t know what he is about. There are others coming to join the fight and if I don’t survive ... they will be the only hope.

Gentleman.  As I write this our position is almost overrun.  Cheezasauraus Rex has not made an appearance yet.  He doesn’t have to.  The cheeseceratops and noodle pawns have taken all my forward positions and now threaten the inner sanctum.  The few noodles we have managed to convert to the cause have fought valiantly.  But alas, to no avail. 
I can only send out this information in the hopes that it could find a weakness in the Cheezasauraus Rex and end his cheesatorship.  This Intel was smuggled out of the fortress of cheese itself.  The author is Dr. Manicotti.  Unfortunately it is in a seemingly unbreakable code.  Good luck and confusion to his Cheesiness.

Col. Kaimonk
Noodle underground Liberation League (N.U.L.L.)

.ecuas seotamot setah xeR suaruasazeehC

I MAY NOT KNOW A THING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.  BUT BY GOD I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT IT!!!

The Ramen raiders caught us by surprise! If I hadn’t stopped to listen before crossing the hot springs, I would not have heard them or caught their smell wafting toward us. We were lucky. I know some of the ramens have taken our side but the others will stop at nothing. The torture is unimaginable when they get to you. They fill you with salt, pour deep fat down your throat and then they smile when you are fooled by the fake meat seasoning. They must be stopped because now they have a diabolical plan to infiltrate all colleges and universities and slowly destroy all of our young men. This group is pure evil!

Cheezasauraus must be stopped. I sent messengers out in all directions to look for help. I hope at least some of them made it.

Finally, a message from headquarters but it is in code. What can it mean? “Cheezasauraus Rex is no Gouda”