I just wanted to wish you a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrghhh!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

I didn’t know it was talk like a pirate day yesterday.  But I had this strange compulsion to do it anyway.  That was soooome mojo working.

I MAY NOT KNOW A THING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.  BUT BY GOD I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT IT!!!

Well go ahead and “shiver your timbers” or make a friend “walk a plank” but talking like a pirate everyday may just mean you have too much of “The Captain” in you.

I like “The Captain” especially with coke!  (Curvezilla places his foot up on a chair and takes “The Captains” pose)

So, you like a taste of the “demon rum” do ye? That may explain some of the company you were seen with this past weekend!

Arrrrrrr the demon rum is like heaven going down and like the devil coming up matey!

Aye, mate, I know what you mean when you have to mention the ol’ chumbucket but I know you got “Pirate-tude”.

I drove my woman nuts.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” -Jaya Ballard, task mage